DDD-Nobody's perfect. I'm as close as it gets. by Kaniyah

This Dear Dumb Diary book is about a middle school girl named Jamie who is trying to find out the biggest questions ever in her school. What is in the meatloaf they give on Thursdays for lunch, and why do they serve it since, truly everyone hates it? And she also finds out about PERMENENT RECORDS and finds out it's always permanent and never changes. It only adds up. So Isabella her best friend, forces her to join clubs so she can had a perfecter permanent record. Maybe the perfectest! Ps. These made up words are in the book. The author is Jim Benton. Recommend to people who wants to know about the mystery meat loaf if they read the sequels. And anyone new. You might think its a stupid girly book, but the authors a BOY. Anyway it is cool and funny. Not saying you should read it. Cuz seeing a boy at school reading books like that makes me feel weird. No offense.